Human-hunting on the internet, also not a real thing — UPDATED!

Hey guys, it’s your boy Takedownman with more bullshit from the deep web making up stuff so I don’t have to get a real job…

*Clears throat*

Last month we learnt that internet assassination is not a real thing. It appears to that there are in fact a great many things people believe you can buy online and there are few people debunking this. :(

Now a couple of months ago I came across this screen shot on an unsavoury forum of a site claiming to sell human hunting for sport. Unlike Vice briefly thought , I do not believe for one second this is real. I swear if this ends up on one of Takedownman’s video’s I will go crazy. Anyhow, here we go:

Let’s type up some of the text so it’s easier to analyse and so people can find this thread via google in the future.

• Background: Mac OSX running Tor for Mac
• Address bar: Running AOL instant messenger — seriously? VLC, Vuze bittorrent client. I guess piracy leads to human trafficking. The MPAA were right!
• URL: Obscurated, Examining the fonts use, I consider it plausible that a 15–16 character .onion address is hidden there, rather than a mismatch
• Tab: Says ‘View forum — Pla…’ — not enough info to guess what Pla, Play? might be
• Forum Software: I didn’t bother looking into this one, but I’ll hazard a guess at Vbulletin

Forum structure apparently has a ‘verified sellers’ forum, common with forum based carding sites and older darknet markets.

Text:

Dark Desires

Remember, strickly[sic] a middleman.

You pay for contact information only

Uh huh…

MKULTRA Sex Slave Handler

Contract price $50 000

Package details

Monarch Information

Type: Juliet

Gender: Female

Age: 39

Nationality: German

Ethnicity: Indo-European

Skin color: White

Hair color: Blond

Eye color: Brown

Length: 1.83cm

Clearly English is not their first language. Perhaps they were long on the marijuana when they wrote this?

Weight: 58kg

Body type: Slim

Cup Size: 75D

Additional information

Includes detailed personality report & programming codes.

‘sudo make me a sandwich’ didn’t work. Am I supposed to press ‘menu’ then ‘function’?

Session prices: Contact supplier

Picture features a restrained woman with a ‘Juliet’ Illuminati tatoo’s having sex

My tineye and google-fu alas didn’t fine a source match on any sub image.

Human Hunting Expedition

Contact price $100 000

I don’t know, let me call my human hunting guy, I can only go as high as 5 bucks

Package details

Expeditions information

Type: Solo + Group arrangements

Duration: Day trip

Sessions: 5

Session time: Negotiable

Location: Island near New-Guinea

Game: Included

Weapons: Ranged only — not included

Trophies: Allowed

Do I get a participation ribbon then?

Additional information

Comes through email.

Session prices: Contact supplier

But I thought I already paid for 5 sessions? What is the world coming to when micro payment bullshit is coming to my human hunting holiday? I blame EA.

Ordering — Payment process & information:

1) Email to rz81kk65@hushmail.com

This email should include the following:

• Payees bitcoin address
• Requested contact
• Response email

2) Make your Bitcoin payments to:

1Apt7L5vRVnbatMCiELcn8yvUj7z3w
1Apt7L5vRVnbhkfbatMCiELcn8yvUj7z3w

How many characters is that? 30 — but wait, how long are addresses usually?

The address appears to be valid but made up

To finish up

Please use a separate sending & receiving email address

Please pay from a single bitcoin address

Bro, do you even tumble ?

About Dark Desires

We provide digital contact information only.

Our offers have limited availability.

We update once a month (Last update: Sept. 2015) All further business inquiries go directly via supplier.

The original filename was ‘Deepweb_MKULTRA_HumanHunting.png’, a reference to the CIA mind control program .

Now, it’s always a sign that you’ve gone to crazy town when you’re dealing with such a Conspiracy Kitchen Sink when you have to have:

• Humans being hunted for sport
• The activity being sold on the dark web for bitcoin
• This being something to do with mind control

And of course their biggest screw up, the invalid bitcoin wallet address.

When Gawker did its first expose on the first Silk Road and described it as “The Underground Website Where You Can Buy Any Drug Imaginable” this created a meme that you can buy anything on the dark web. Which you can’t. Except drugs, which you can.

UPDATE!

On the 11th of September 2016, I received the following message (from somewhere in Russia) on this blog and via Reddit:

I accidentally learned that you have shared a screenshot from a forum which I visit sometimes… (https://www.reddit.com/r/deepweb/comments/3sl0ys/get_your_humanhunting_here_or_not/) Your accusations that a forum is fake were based on: 1) your innocent world vision 2) your mistyping of Bitcoin address (on screenshot of course it contains 34 letters, but you skipped four letters “bhkf” so you got 30, and then you tell its all fake because not 34 letters) . Sadly it took me too long to discover this, so too late to take it down, but you better not share any more screenshots

Now to be fair, I did mistype the bitcoin address, however now I’ve corrected it and it seems less functionality than even the Donald Trump Assassination site. :p

Anyhow, I’m guessing these guys don’t know what happened to Besa Mafia still and think I’ll respond well to threats against my prestigious blog…