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[–]wastelands 230 points231 points  (19 children)

This is a perfect example of the difference between the Internet generation and old media. The dinosaurs of mainstream media have no sense of irony, and only a tame sense of humor. To them, the idea of making a joke about rape or racism or anything vulgar is inconceivable.

The ratio of fake, lulz-inducing pedophilia to actual pedophilia on a site like /b/ is something like 9000:1, maybe higher.

[–]greginnj 131 points132 points  (6 children)

The ratio of fake, lulz-inducing pedophilia to actual pedophilia on a site like /b/ is something like 9000:1, maybe higher.

I see what you did there.

[–]stone11 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there.

Stop lying. That's impossible.

[–]Poromenos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meh, he added that after I pointed out that it said "something like 9000:1." :/

[–]kdraper 5 points6 points  (3 children)

My see-what-you-did-there-ometer is going through the roof...

[–]greginnj 3 points4 points  (1 child)

ok, but ... how high?

[–]kdraper 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's over NINE-THOUSAAAAND!!!

[–]Poromenos 7 points8 points  (9 children)

I disagree, I think it's over 9000:1.

[–]einexile 3 points4 points  (6 children)

the correct number is 9000/0

[–]fuzzcat 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Hey, wait. You can't divide by zero. Oh shi---

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Everyone in here quick!

He's about to divide by zero!

Don't do it!

[–]OlympicPirate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Noooooooo!

[–][deleted] 101 points102 points  (8 children)

Oprah, what does the scouter say about their penis level?

Oprah: IT'S OVER 9000!

[–]VulturE 15 points16 points  (7 children)

first person to make a youtube video with her in it saying this shit wins the internets

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (5 children)

I didn't make this, but give me your karma:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsvfhW857PA

[–]mackprime 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I don't know what i just watched but i feel a little anxious now.

[–]GooZshooZ 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I swear to god I spat water all over my monitor at 0:46.

[–]ine8181 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't mean to belittle that, but I think the internet has been won by the anonymous.

[–][deleted]  (4 children)

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    [–]radient 25 points26 points  (1 child)

    7 Proxies

    I went though them.

    [–]1100 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    when you think that with all of her connections, she had to have had people SOMEWHERE around her that knew it was a joke/meme/whatever, it could seem a little insidious, especially with her momentary suspicious assurance that it's NOT political

    [–]rraaarr 146 points147 points  (33 children)

    How did she say that with a straight face when it's so obviously a joke? My god. I actually thought she might crack a smile for a second, but noooo she bought it hook, line and sinker. "they're obviously organized". bahahahahahahaha.

    [–]Thimble 13 points14 points  (3 children)

    actually, i think if you watch the video again, it looks like she finally got the joke when she said it out loud on national tv. there's a slight hesitation after the 9000 sentence where it seems like she's thinking "omg, what the FUCK did i just say?!?"

    [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    That's the problem with reading teleprompters and letting other people write your material... by the time you notice something is fucked with the dialogue, you've already gone too far to stop.

    "Go fuck yourself San Diego."

    [–]stoool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    she is begging for more. she likes this shit.

    [–]edong 417 points418 points  (81 children)

    E P I C - To the anon who managed to troll Oprah (and therefore, millions of women), congratulations. That's going to be hard to top.

    [–]synthpop 181 points182 points  (37 children)

    trolling as a post-modern artform

    kudos, anonymous

    [–][deleted] 61 points62 points  (25 children)

    Seriously, it does not get any more pomo than this. Yet, anyway.

    A jap cartoon with a bad translation and even worse voice acting from many years ago ends up spreading irrational pedophilia fears on Oprah?

    Jesus Christ, the mind boggles. I love it.

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    The internet finally serves its ultimate purpose

    [–]markitymark 16 points17 points  (17 children)

    Does pedo-bear actually have a back story? I try to avoid 4chan...

    [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (14 children)

    [–]markitymark 20 points21 points  (10 children)

    That cleared things up...

    [–]GeoAtreides 15 points16 points  (9 children)

    ...forever.

    [–]greginnj 31 points32 points  (8 children)

    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    [–]fujimitsu 15 points16 points  (7 children)

    Oh david caruso... is there anything you CAN'T ruin with overacting?

    [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (5 children)

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (5 children)

    PoMo is the perfect religion for hipsters. No one knows what the hell it is, but it can be invoked anywhere and still sound kinda pithy.

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

    I thought irony died on 9-11?

    Anyways, are we really "hipsters"? I thought hipsters dressed up with expensive used clothes and drank PBR in Brooklyn.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    Maybe that too.

    [–]wolfzero 11 points12 points  (9 children)

    Actually it's a true story. The group is acutally quite small, see Bob had 8999 penises surgically attached to himself...I don't know why I hang out with him, but yeah.

    Fucking Bob.

    [–]captian2 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    His name is Robert Paulson.

    His name is Robert Paulson.

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    His name is Robert Paulson.

    [–]SwellJoe 21 points22 points  (2 children)

    Good old Fucking Bob. You know why he's called that, right? It's not what you think. It's actually because he has 9000 penises.

    [–]inferno0000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I heard he has over 9000...

    [–]Jim_in_Buffalo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Pics or it didn't... actually, um, never mind.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That is so pomo.

    [–]arkool 15 points16 points  (3 children)

    I lost respect for Oprah when she started hyping that new age crap The Secret.

    [–]emmster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    You had respect for her that long? I started detesting her when she got all pissy at Jonathan Franzen for not letting her slap a big orange "O" on his book's cover. Apparently, he would have been okay with a sticker, but she wants the Oprah's Book Club logo printed on top of the cover image.

    Fucking megalomaniac.

    [–]Dr-No 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I agree, then again, the Eckhart Tolle thing was cool.

    [–]HeirToPendragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Oh god that whole phenomenon just breeds stupidity

    [–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (7 children)

    Hold that thought. Those millions of women have some legislation to lobby for.

    [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    No child left behind, if you know what I mean.

    [–]dodisman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    no behind left behind.

    [–]jpdemers 39 points40 points  (3 children)

    NO CHILD SHOULD KNOW ABOUT PENII BEFORE TURNING 21.

    [–]LordVoldemort 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Even boys.

    [–]logan_capaldo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Especially boys.

    [–]protell 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    wait, what if there really is an organized 9000 penis pedophile group really out there? and you all laughed at oprah. the infamous O-9000-PPG

    [–]germ666 81 points82 points  (16 children)

    For those lacking sound, summary:

    She accidentally 9000 organized penises.

    [–]geeeeoffff 25 points26 points  (14 children)

    OMG how could she 9000 organized penises on accident!?!?

    [–]Vash265 31 points32 points  (13 children)

    I bet I could 100 9000 organized penises on accident!

    [–][deleted]  (10 children)

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      [–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (3 children)

      Now this is a story all about how Oprah got rolled -turned upside down and I'd like to take minute justa sit right there, I'll show over 9000 penises on my boy pedobear.

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      dances

      [–]new_bedlam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It's so obvious, isn't it? Are we all just dancing around it?

      Fine, Fuck it: DICKROLL!

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Feels good man.

      [–]nooneelse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Don't you mean "I bet I could 100 9000 the whole penises on accident"?

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      is this dangerous?

      [–]gadget_uk 8 points9 points  (3 children)

      Almost as epic as Brass Eye... almost.

      Cake is a made up drug.

      [–]tabris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      And pedophiles have more in common, on a genetic scale, with crabs, than with you or me! That's science!

      [–]dawnerd 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      That was pretty epic.

      [–]oditogre 2 points3 points  (3 children)

      Gotta show this to my mom and then attempt to explain...guaranteed, she's one of those 'millions of women'.

      [–]Grand_Nagus_Zek 14 points15 points  (1 child)

      ... wow, that's gonna be one weird ass conversation...

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Wow, that's gonna be one weird ass-conversation

      [–]armper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I literally haven't laughted that hard in I don't know how long

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Indeed. Epic lulz. The 'over 9000' meme will never be the same again.

      [–]myddrn 36 points37 points  (0 children)

      Over 9000 penises, and they're all raping children

      I cannot even form a coherent though in response to that.

      Other than: Hahahaha ha ha hahahah. Hah.

      [–]baconn 35 points36 points  (3 children)

      I didn't find this funny because of the context. "Not about politics" and "resources for law enforcement" sets off the regulation flag in my mind. Now we have millions of ignorant Oprah viewers who want to save the children by destroying the net.

      [–]TheRiff 18 points19 points  (1 child)

      I just knew there would one day be that one troll that ruins the entire internet and gets it shut down.

      [–]Ralith 26 points27 points  (0 children)

      And that would be the most epic troll of all.

      [–][deleted] 155 points156 points  (63 children)

      I'm surprised nobody has seen what is going on here. Anonymous is going to be continuously accused of being a network of pedophile terrorist hackers, and they are going to be used as the "enemy" in the new war on the Internet.

      Personalities like Oprah are going to be on the front lines of this war. They will scare tech-challenged morons into supporting anti-freedom legislation aimed at the Internet.

      [–]zecg 29 points30 points  (15 children)

      You're exactly right. It's the sixties all over again, only this time with more freeing of information and less novelty in sex. But (see HST) the wave broke the last time and it'll break again. To quote Pynchon, "an army of lovers can be beaten".

      edit: There seem to be two schools of thought in evading this unpleasant reality. One is the "lol wut" school. The other hopes that networking technology will keep evolving around any restrictions.

      [–]otakucode 11 points12 points  (13 children)

      The sixties were mostly a fraud. Even the most radically "liberal" movements fought ardently to safeguard the basis structures of society, especially when it came to sex. I've just finished reading a book called Good Sex Illustrated. It was written by a famous French author in the 70s. He goes through these 4 "extremely liberal" sex education manuals published at the time meant for kids from 10 - 18 (different books for different age divisions, you know how the human brain can be destroyed by being informed) and shows with stark clarity how these "extremely liberal" manuals are ridiculously sexist, and introduce a rigidly capitalist view of sexuality (ie, sexual energies are "invested" and if your "return" is pleasure, that is worthless and a waste, etc).

      I think we're actually having a bit of a sexual revolution now. It's actually getting to the point where kids online nowadays have seen everything and understand different people have different tastes and that's fine. They realize pixels are pixels, fantasy are fantasy, and there should be no restriction of such things. While older, far, far dumber people storm around insisting that fiction is reality, that pixels infect brains like viruses, and that a lack of strict discipline in your fantasy life is a sign of perversion.

      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      I was reading through this thread looking for someone saying this. It's only a matter of time.

      [–]generic_handle 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      Anonymous is going to be continuously accused of being a network of pedophile terrorist hackers, and they are going to be used as the "enemy" in the new war on the Internet.

      Not a plot or a conspiracy. Just emergent behavior of society where news media need to sell entertainment and gossip. The more frightening news is, the more viewers it gets. Result: news stations ramp things up as much as possible.

      The problem is that policy gets made and actions taken based on citizen perception of the world.

      This has caused everything from post-9/11 overreaction to contributing to the Red Scare to single-handedly creating day care sex abuse hysteria.

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      I think you have a fine point and that is when anon may have to get a little bit srs and actually vote strategically. I guess it depends on how much the legislation threatens lulz.

      [–]Ciserus 3 points4 points  (8 children)

      Maybe, but at least there'll be lots of lulz along the way.

      [–]countingthedays 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      What he said, sheeple!!!

      [–]SwellJoe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      If it hadn't already happened with "Al Queda", I'd think you were just being paranoid.

      [–]jkh77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      OH SHIT. :(

      [–]otakucode 7 points8 points  (17 children)

      Anonymous is smart. Not like super-smart or anything, but they're not stupid. They're not stupid enough to think that thousands of people calling them pedophiles does harm. Words are words. They can call Anonymous whatever they wish. It's just stunning that anyone believes that Anonymous is an organized group. When pamphlets went around in the 1700s printed out bearing the signature "Anonymous", do you think simpletons of the time supposed all of them to be colluding and the work of an organized group?

      I almost feel bad for Oprah. I should write her a letter and let her know that everyone is in Anonymous. She can be too if she wants, all she has to do something and claim its in the name of Anonymous.

      [–]generic_handle 9 points10 points  (11 children)

      Words are words.

      That's what Frank Zappa said. We still get censorship in the name of morality.

      [–]otakucode 3 points4 points  (10 children)

      Oh yes we do, it is worse now than it ever had been. Take videogames for instance. The first form of media where censorship was BEGGED FOR by the "artists" involved. No one stands up against the ESRB. There will never be a videogame equivalent to The Godfather or The Shawshank Redemption or Of Mice and Men or Ulysses. Because of the ESRB, the new media that has mostly overtaken television, film, and books, is infantilized and will only become moreso. And yet, all of the pinheads in the peanut gallery at the 24 hour news networks sieze on things like GTA (which is downright TIMID in its explicitness. It has more curse words, but in every other way could be completely portrayed in a PG-13 movie) and just keep repeating "this game is super explicit and the pixels and fantasy actions contained inside are just like if they were real, they effect your children the same way" until enough people believe it that everyone simply assumes it is true.

      Something will HAVE to happen... some sort of new Renaissance or something where people learn to chill the fuck out about 99% of their concerns. Life is good, relax already!

      Dammit now I've got "Catholic Girls" in my head.

      [–]mchrisneglia 54 points55 points  (3 children)

      it's easy to fool people who believe everything they read...especially on an internet message board.

      btw, I have 9000 penises and they are all inside your mom.

      See? it's just that easy.

      [–]thebellmaster1x 73 points74 points  (2 children)

      YOU SON OF A BITCH, GET AWAY FROM MY MOTHER

      [–]Bagel 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Can I leave the penises?

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      yes please, I'll take them

      [–]dqfriends 87 points88 points  (13 children)

      The funny/sad thing about this is that my mom came into my room and said something to the effect of "Oh my god, I was just watching Oprah and she said that someone on the internet posted that there are 15,000 penises raping children!!"

      To actually watch the clip on YouTube afterwards made me laugh so hard.

      Oprah, get some internet education!

      [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (10 children)

      My mom made fun of the Beatles and called them long-haired illiterate retards.

      Times change.

      Why you have to be so mean and harsh?

      Someday you'll be the 70 year old idiot.

      [–]krumbs 9 points10 points  (9 children)

      oh ya, well i'm a 31 year old idiot, so there.

      [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (3 children)

      For a second, I thought you were the OP, and thought "wait, your mom came into your room?"

      [–]knome 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      I guess I'm not the only one that almost entirely reads discourse on reddit without paying attention to the user names.

      [–]klauskinski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      let's not be so obsessed about where our mothers come.

      [–]JayBlRD 44 points45 points  (19 children)

      That's a lot of balls.

      [–]pastanoose 84 points85 points  (17 children)

      At least 18,000.

      [–][deleted] 61 points62 points  (16 children)

      Surely "at most 18,000"? I mean, I would think that the incidence of men who have lost one or both due to cancer or misadventure is higher than the incidence of men who have three.

      Hang on, what the fuck am I on about? Who cares?

      [–]pastanoose 47 points48 points  (6 children)

      Oprah gets trolled by anonymous - Oprah Vs. Over 9000 Penises

      [–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

      Ah. Yes, of course.

      [–]kelmr2003 7 points8 points  (4 children)

      that still doesn't make your statement "at least 18,000" necessarily true

      [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        But from a global population of 6+-whocares-billion people, it's trivial to cast 9000 penii, each with a pair.

        [–]KlassyGuy 21 points22 points  (6 children)

        Lance Armstrong may only have one testicle, but he has more balls than many of us can ever hope to have.

        [–]St_Anky 50 points51 points  (0 children)

        At least 50% of the population would tend to agree with you.

        [–]pastanoose 30 points31 points  (4 children)

        I have at least twice as many balls as lance armstrong.

        [–]ak_avenger 29 points30 points  (3 children)

        I have at most twice as many balls as Lance Armstrong.

        [–]shoehornhands 17 points18 points  (2 children)

        I strong-armed my balls with a lance at least twice.

        [–]jkh77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        They're inert.

        [–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

        oprah needs to talk less and LURK MOAR!

        [–]stopmotionsunrise 18 points19 points  (1 child)

        You know, I make fun of 4channers a lot for being pathetic losers with no social lives... but I'm not above laughing at their juvenile, junior high caliber sense of humor. Especially when it's being parroted by Oprah on national television.

        EPIC WIN

        [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        4chan is 99% fetid garbage, and 1% PURE COMEDY GOLD. I just give thanks to those who can tolerate it enough to bring the good stuff back out to the world.

        [–]wpgreenway 15 points16 points  (1 child)

        That meme just hit it big in Hollywood.

        Oprah: Bringing /b/ to your living room.

        [–]moogle516 42 points43 points  (4 children)

        This appears to be fat Oprah. According to the Oprah timeline the last time fat Oprah appeared was before 4chan existed.

        [–]Redeker 37 points38 points  (0 children)

        No, no. It's more of a cyclical timeline; like the Chinese calendar... It's just the year of the "Fat Oprah," again.

        I can't wait for the year of the "Popular Kevin Sorbo" to cycle back around!

        [–]joeyslack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Gold star sir.

        [–]kdraper 13 points14 points  (0 children)

        She's over NINE-THOUSAANNNNND!!!

        [–]wtjones 14 points15 points  (1 child)

        I think the thing that Oprah is missing is that anonymous is in fact the same children she hopes to protect. The same children her audience have been ignoring for years and this is what they've become. /b/ had an epic thread yesterday where anonymous talked about what they were afraid of. It was among the most heart warming things I've ever seen on the intertubes and I'm sure Oprah won't be reading any of the post out of that thread. Like it or not but /b/ gives people a place to be what they are and feel okay with it. That's a lot in this time, in this society.

        [–]supercargo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        I thought /b/ was a place where people could be who they are and get mocked for it.

        [–]ParadoX_ 34 points35 points  (1 child)

        This guy and his girlfriend are fighting...

        she says "I'm breaking up with you."

        "Why??" he asks.

        She says "because you are a pedophile".

        He says "Pedophile?????? Hmmmm that's an awfully big word for a 10 year old."

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Pedobear approves this message

        [–]coollettuce 106 points107 points  (19 children)

        Oprah is dumb as fuck.

        [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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          [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

          So you're saying that Oprah used the troll to troll her own audience? Wow.

          [–]niggytardust2000 4 points5 points  (2 children)

          hey, she gets better ratings, I laugh till my stomach hurts; win-win.

          Right now, I love anon.

          [–]generic_handle 11 points12 points  (1 child)

          Right now, I love anon.

          It's funny until Oprah manages to build support for online monitoring due to fear of "9000 organized child rapists" spreading through the population.

          [–]plytheman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          My thoughts exactly. Its funny that Oprah got trolled, but pedophiles are the new commies and if people hear that there are over 9000 of them all organized hanging out online where do you think they're going to start focusing legisltaive action?

          [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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            [–]slagpelosi 12 points13 points  (3 children)

            Oprah is as dumb as fuck - Fix yo gramma' Fools!!

            [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

            I liked 'as fuck' better.

            [–]klauskinski 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            i read 'ass fuck'. i smiled.

            [–]zouhair 5 points6 points  (5 children)

            fuck is not dumb.

            [–]xMadxScientistx 1 point2 points  (2 children)

            Kinda depends on the situation, doncha think?

            [–]niggytardust2000 6 points7 points  (1 child)

            like say if it involved oprah and 9000 penises.

            [–]knome 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Zim you made the fires worse.

            Worse, or better?

            [–]lulz[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Epic lul harvesting aside, the anon who trolled her is dumb as fuck. Oprah's almost definitely going to activate serious business mode about this, because she herself was raped as a child.

            I'm sure the Church of Scientology is overjoyed to hear they have a powerful new ally.

            [–]NadsatBrat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

            Watching this drunk and I can't stop laughing. I may bitch about 4channers but damn if this doesn't stink of comedy gold.

            [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

            Face Palm

            [–]Ciserus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

            Speechless. Just laughing. That's got to be one of the best trollings in history.

            [–]krumbs 9 points10 points  (3 children)

            Could someone please do this to Bill O'Reilly?

            [–]RickRolled 7 points8 points  (1 child)

            He's probably already in a fit of rage. /b/tards hacked his site and published data of his subscribers after the comments he made.

            [–]redditnoob 8 points9 points  (0 children)

            And pretty soon she's going to report that pools around the country are closing due to AIDS.

            [–]heavysteve 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            did anybody see the recommended videos underneath? got a screenshot

            http://www.flickr.com/photos/30083229@N07/2872368123/

            this was awesome

            EDIT - not the racism was not awesome, the awesomeness however was

            [–]TrinityinZion 9 points10 points  (1 child)

            You'd think she would have someone on her staff under the age of 40 - or- so who actually might use the internet from time to time that would tell her that this is a prank.

            However, makes a great flame on TV especially when your market is vapid, empty-headed soccer moms with nothing better to do than watch Oprah.

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I'm an old-timer from the days of 300baud dial up BBSs. It was not until very recently that I bothered to check in to see where the Usenet trolls migrated. I didn't care.

            However, the addition of pictures as well as a site for documentation (ED) has improved the continuity and universality of the trolling (which Usenet always lacked). It is trolling on steroids. But really, a lot of people still just don't care.

            But the evolution of trolling HAS raised its profile. Having staging grounds like ebaums has even brought a haphazard level of real-time coordination and ED is the historian. In short, it has become a focus of "community" for worldwide trolls. And since most of the world are not trolls they will ALWAYS be on the outside looking in even though anyone can participate.

            tl;dr no, she doesn't.

            [–]Flemlord 8 points9 points  (1 child)

            Hilarious. Would somebody mind explaining the background here? I've been away from the Internet for a few hours.

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            check out encyclopedia dramatica, search for 9000

            [–]cheshirepuss 6 points7 points  (1 child)

            Maybe i'm paranoid here, but this seems to me like THE way to get control over the net. Just scream pedophile, and you can shut down anything. The joke, though funny for us, implants in the mind of her viewers that there are organised gangs of pedophiles. So the next time they say a site was blocked because of suspection of pedophealia, or because of 'pedo-sympathy' (watch it reddit), all of them will nod their heads in agreement. Claims to the contrary will of course be part of the schemes of the pedo-organisations. I'm worried. Oprah has power.

            [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            We have to fight the pedo bears on the internets so that we don't have to fight them here! ZOMG, Ban the internets!

            [–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

            thank god people ordering political action are as well informed a Oprah.

            [–]flamingeyebrows 38 points39 points  (4 children)

            I refuse to subscribe to all the hype about Oprah. She;'s just a publicity whore. Also anyone who condone crap like 'the secret' is not very intelligent.

            [–]redditnoob 27 points28 points  (3 children)

            If after some unexplained events, you went from unlikely beginnings to being a billionaire and one of the most powerful people in the USA, you might think the universe was on your side too!

            [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            especially when you think there is a God pulling strings for you. It serves to feed the ego until you start to believe nothing you do can be wrong if it keeps getting you richer. Wouldn't God punish you if you were doing something wrong? Well I'm not being punished so I must be doing everything right.

            [–]master_gopher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I have more faith than her in the ability of idiots to give other idiots money for no good goddamn reason, then.

            [–]defproc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            And she thought Towelie was bad.

            [–]mattmentecky 4 points5 points  (3 children)

            So wait, there isn't a pedophile network with 9,000 penises raping children?

            [–]Madmanden 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            Yes there is. The network is comprised of 4,500 freak members.

            [–]hilo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            yes. it's called the GOP

            [–]moriya 11 points12 points  (0 children)

            Oh god, someone already mixed it down with the original video AND the mortal kombat theme song.

            Well played /b/tards, well played.

            [–]Qlassic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            I can't stop laughing at this

            [–]dissdigg 3 points4 points  (1 child)

            Trolling Oprah and Scientology sure does get teh lulz, but wouldn't the trolling of politicians be more productive and full of win?

            [–]foonly 13 points14 points  (11 children)

            Wow, Oprah's got great tits! :)

            [–]shoehornhands 15 points16 points  (1 child)

            8,999 other penises agree.

            [–]Etab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            At least

            [–]infosnax 9 points10 points  (6 children)

            thank you, thank you so much. i wasn't going to admit it, but i had to watch the video twice, because i couldn't stop watching the top of her giant left breast jiggle as she gestured, and i got pretty turned on, and i was so fucking ashamed, and i got disgusted with myself. i never would have been brave enough to post that without you. thank you for allowing me to be me. thank you.

            [–]foonly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            Yer not a Real Man till ye've fapped t'Oprah, says I!

            (Last Hurrah for Pirate Day ;)

            [–]niggytardust2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            just as long as you dont mind the 9000 other penises...

            NINE THOOOOUUUSSSAAAANNNNDDDD, penises.

            [–]lookingiswrong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            shamefully, I had the same thought during watching this clip.

            [–]yellowking 12 points13 points  (0 children)

            Deleting in protest of Reddit's new anti-user admin policies.

            [–]PuppyHat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            That's not fair, anonymous is making the real pedophiles look bad.

            [–]otakucode 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            I'd recommend everyone at the VERY least, tell your parents and other old people around you that are ill informed that Anonymous is not an organized group, has nothing to do with child pornography, and absolutely anyone can claim to be a member, including them.

            [–]dodisman 3 points4 points  (1 child)

            I love how behind the camera was the slow roll of 9 0 0 0 P E N I S E S across her dumb teleprompter.

            [–]gonzopancho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            Half a league, half a league,

            Half a league onward,

            All in the valley of Death

            Rode the nine thousand.

            "Forward, the Pedo Brigade!

            "Charge for the children!" he said:

            Into the valley of Death

            Rode the nine thousand.

            [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Anonymous is nobody and everybody. If someone does something in the name of Anonymous, then Anonymous did it.

              Occasionally many people agree to do the same thing in the name of Anonymous at the same time, but a single random /b/tard is Anonymous too.

              [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

              Oh my god... it's ovar NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              [–]Mattcwu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              I can't believe that just happened, so awesome

              [–]bring_back_king 1 point2 points  (3 children)

              Can someone explain to...umm...ahem a clueless 30 year old what the source for the 9000 penises is? It stands funny on it's own...but still I feel like I'm in the dark.

              [–]tamb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!! 9000!!!!!!!

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              9000 pedo bear penises

              [–]cathcacr 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              I just bought the domain names. }:-)

              [–]BinaryShadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Great. All the makings of internet censorship (including the prime ingredient "protect teh childrenz") in one 1:30 long video.

              [–]bSimmons666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              In case anyone doesn't catch the meme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI

              [–]dg10050 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I happened to pause at this exact moment: http://i37.tinypic.com/2d0goqt.jpg

              [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

              It's over 9000!!!

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              WHAT 9000!?

              [–]hatcat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              Oprah has never been particularly credible. She's like Drudge in that she knows what makes a good headline. Its all about the money with her. She's endorsed books by liars like James Frey and Robert Kiyosaki, and doesn't offer corrections when she gets her facts wrong (unless forced).